The Neoborn Caveman Show

Purple Rabbits, slurp that green tea and hunker down for The Neoborn Caveman Show—your marble-mouthed host Neoborn Caveman (me, myself, the gang) unleashing pro-humanity rants on life's raw underbelly. We kick off skewering "irresistible" hobbies—archery? Blacksmithing? Spare me; real pull comes from purpose, like indoor tomatoes barricading your pad against urban poison, not time-wasting fluff. Then, a gut-punch from Des Moines: illegal superintendent Ian Andre Roberts, $300K salary to shove agendas down kids' throats, handpicked by Dem strings, busted fleeing ICE with a loaded handgun and deportation order—laws exist to shield taxpayers, not spotlight squatters. Fist-bump the Florida task force's record haul: 1 million pounds of cartel coke, $11B gutted, 378 million lethal doses dodged—why pity narco scum when they peddle death? Health gut-check: 8-year Neurology probe fingers low/no-cal sweeteners (aspartame, sucralose) as cognition killers, accelerating brain fog—sugar's no satan; brew ginger-honey truth over lab lies. Europe's EES drops October 12: fingerprints and snaps for U.S. travelers, "security" facade for data grabs—control's the import, not the espresso. Cap with life's unscripted churn: still waters rot, gales renew—ditch consumer cages, root real.

Music guests are: Broken Colours, Perpacity, Sweet Water, and others.Catch it on your pod platform, fire up patreon.com/theneoborncavemanshow (free fierce), and question the machine. Satire, truths, tunes: slurp, burp, revolt.

Key Takeaways

• Purpose, Not Pastimes: No room for hobbies—reads, gardens, plants pack purpose, forging shields and souls over aimless arrows.
• School Scandal Unmasked: Unvetted agendas erode education—taxpayer trust demands vetted voices, not armed interlopers.
• Sweetener Slow Poison: Artificial zeros hasten memory melts per science—embrace nature's cane, shun corporate cocktails.
• Biometric Border Trap: EU scans sell safety, deliver surveillance—fingerprint freedom's fade before it sticks.
• Uncertainty's Edge: Life's flows—winds, rains—vitalize; accept your raw self, skip rivalry, grow unscripted.

Soundbites

• "I don't have time for hobbies. Anything I do, it's serious because I don't have time in my life to waste four meaningless things."
• "Promiscuity is a bad thing. It's unhealthy, literally unhealthy... Would you be happy for your kid to sleep around? This is a fork spoon is also sexual, right? What about knife?"
• "Don't consume that much and life won't consume you."
• "It's all about control... Consumption leads towards compliance and compliance will lead to cages."
• "You don't have to compete with others... Look at the nature. Every tree has the right amount of sunlight next to each other, and they don't necessarily go against each other."

Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

Supporting Purple Rabbits.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Neoborn Caveman, your green-tea-slurping host, invites his Purple Rabbit crew (that’s you, not the parasitic overlords) to an open tea-house conversation. Sip along as we explore government overreach, from the 1952 UK ID card abolition to modern digital ID scams like Oracle’s TikTok ties threatening sovereignty. Neoborn shares personal health journeys, promoting natural remedies like green tea and rejecting victim-playing culture. He calls out media manipulation—think asteroid fear-mongering and AI truth-twisting—and warns against generalizing groups. From Eurovision boycotts to Canadian policy oversteps, this episode urges preserving stories to counter division, learning from history, and embracing your unique worth to stay free-spirited. Gather for more unfiltered episodes at patreon.com/theneoborncavemanshow . With the special appearance of Sean Martin (only in the Patreon episode)

Music guests are Sweet Water, Broken Colors, pMad and many others

Key Takeaways

• Question digital IDs and government motives; the UK’s 1952 ID abolition shows control can be reversed.
• Data privacy is under threat; Oracle-TikTok deals and Mediterranean data schemes demand resistance.
• Natural remedies, like green tea, can support health, as shown in Neoborn’s personal experiments.
• Media and AI distort reality; bots and fear-mongering (e.g., Apophis asteroid) undermine truth—rely on logic.
• Human connections through stories heal division and isolation, fostering real bonds.
• Storytelling preserves personal and historical truths, countering manipulation and neglect.
• Generalizing groups (ethnicity, politics) fuels hate—judge actions, not people, to avoid historical traps.
• Historical lessons (UK IDs, population exchanges) warn against unchecked power—act proactively.
• Embrace your unique value; growth through trials silences naysayers, inner and outer.

Sound Bites

• “Are we the lost souls or who we are? Are we the victims of the new Project Blue Beam coming?
• “I don’t need drugs to breathe. It’s interesting, right?”
• “Don’t generalize. If you say all Chinese are bad, then what about Jackie Chan?”
• “Only the unloved hate, the immature.”
• “You are special, you are amazing, you are one of a kind."
• “Prevent before it happens. You know it’s a scheme, a scam and a political maneuver.”

Timestamps

00:00 Welcome to The Neoborn Caveman Show

00:47 Exploring Project Blue Beam and Psyops

01:12 Green Tea Rituals and Freedom’s Erosion

05:15 Personal Challenges and Societal Issues

07:40 Social Media and Asteroid Fear-Mongering

10:04 Digital IDs and Government Overreach

12:24 Data Privacy and Tech Control

14:47 Government Lies and Public Deception

17:16 Canadian Overreach and Freedom Convoy

19:39 Natural Remedies and Big Pharma Critique

21:43 Media Manipulation and AI Truth-Twisting

29:51 Open Tea House Conversations

32:13 Human Connections Over News and Noise

34:25 Kids’ Punk Rock and Creative Expression

36:30 Building Real Human Connections

38:54 Storytelling to Preserve Humanity

40:48 Excuses vs. Genuine Connection

46:07 History’s Dark Lessons on Control

48:30 Eurovision Boycotts and Political Art

50:51 Rejecting Generalizations in Israel-Palestine

55:21 Rejecting Generalizations and Division

57:14 Historical Context for Unity

59:44 Only the Unloved Hate

01:00:39 UK’s ID Card History Lesson

01:04:17 Resisting Digital Control Now

01:05:52 Embracing Your Unique Greatness

Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

Supporting Purple Rabbits.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Neoborn Caveman invites Sean Martin to talk about his current projects, including music videos that incorporate storytelling and personal experiences from his military background. He emphasizes the importance of addressing social justice issues and the role of government accountability. They also talk about mental health, particularly coping with PTSD, and the impact of social media on public perception and confirmation bias. Sean shares insights on the music industry, the creative process behind his upcoming album, and the healing power of music.

Key Takeaways

• Storytelling in music videos can create deeper connections.
• Military experiences can inform artistic expression and social commentary.
• Coping with PTSD requires ongoing effort and self-investment.
• Perspective is crucial in understanding emotions and reactions.
• Social media can amplify confirmation bias and misinformation.
• Narcissism is increasingly prevalent in society due to mass communication.
• Music serves as a powerful tool for healing and connection.
• The music industry has changed, requiring new strategies for success.
• Empathy and compassion are essential for societal improvement.
• Art should challenge norms and provoke thought. 

Sound bites

"You can't just follow orders blindly."

"Coping with PTSD is a constant work."

"Life isn't meant to be easy."

Keywords

music, storytelling, military, PTSD, social justice, mental health, narcissism, music industry, creativity, healing

Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

Supporting Purple Rabbits.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Neoborn Caveman explores the discovery and implications of the Van Allen radiation belts, the impact of human activity on these belts, and the mysteries surrounding them. He also talks about historical discoveries, recent scientific findings, and the theories that question our understanding of space and our place within it.

Key Takeaways

• Earth has a protective shield against solar radiation.
• The Van Allen belts were discovered in 1958 by Explorer 1.
• NASA's Van Allen probes revealed new insights about radiation belts.
• Human-made radio waves are altering the radiation belts.
• Recent solar storms have created temporary new radiation belts.
• Ancient myths may reflect humanity's understanding of cosmic barriers.
• Some theories suggest the belts could hide alien technology.
• The idea of being trapped by the belts is a common misconception.
• The sharp boundary of the belts raises questions about particle behavior.
• Truth about space may be obscured by incomplete information.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction to Earth's Cosmic Shield

01:22 The Discovery of the Van Allen Belts

03:53 NASA's Van Allen Probes and New Discoveries

08:57 Human Impact on the Radiation Belts

10:29 Recent Solar Storms and Their Effects

12:19 Exploring Theories and Ancient Myths

15:42 The Future of Our Cosmic Shield

Keywords

Earth, Van Allen Belts, cosmic radiation, NASA, solar storms, space exploration, ancient myths, electromagnetic fields, particle physics, human impact

Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

Supporting Purple Rabbits.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Neoborn Caveman unleashes a caveman-sized takedown of hatred's toxic grip on our fractured world—from Chinese botnets fueling Middle East rage to Eurovision boycotts turning art into a battlefield. We dissect the "spherical attack" on humanity: plastic-saturated clothes seeping into our bloodstreams, data-hoarding blood banks eyeing your DNA for 30 years, and air pollution blackening icons like Delhi's Red Fort and the Taj Mahal (spoiler: it's not your campfire's fault). But fear not—this isn't doom-scrolling; it's a rallying cry for radical positivity. Learn why almonds slash bad cholesterol for metabolic warriors like us, how Chaplin's Great Dictator speech still slays divisive triggers, and why music—like Sami Chohfi's globe-trotting anthems of connection—builds bridges where propaganda burns them. We champion sovereignty over social contracts no one signed, warn of financial whirlwinds dwarfing 2008, and arm you with tools to protect kids, pets, and your eternal worth. Hatred drains the soul; greatness refuels it. Tune in, unplug the machine, and remember: you're not alone in this extraordinary, ordinary world. Slurp, burp, and rise.

Key Takeaways

• You're Built for Greatness: Your unique existence isn't random—embrace it as eternal fuel, untethered from wealth, norms, or globalist gears.
• Guard Your Sovereignty Fiercely: No registry owns your data—question blood banks hoarding DNA, reject the invisible machine siphoning your soul.
• Modern Life's a Slow Poison—Fight Back Naturally: Ditch processed junk for God-made gems like organic almonds and green tea; they heal guts, hearts, and barriers against the plastic plague.
• The Spherical Siege Is Real: From noise-polluted streets to unlivable air turning monuments black, we're under 360° assault—but logic (not "trust the science") exposes the culprits.
• Brace for Unprecedented Turbulence: Next three years eclipse 2008's bubble burst; thrive without governments by trading, supporting kin, and listening to the good word.
• Evil Shouts, Good Whispers Louder: More souls are gold than grime; drown bots and agitprop in cat purrs, prayers, and nature walks.
• Reject the Parasites, Claim Your Throne: WEF, Club of Rome, Shite Gates? Nah—we're sovereign cogs who opt out. History's real lessons (not curricula lies) prove society spins sans their strings.

Chapters

00:00 Embracing Individual Value and Positivity

02:53 The Dangers of Hatred and Division

05:47 Sovereignty and Personal Data Concerns

08:44 The Impact of Modern Life on Health

11:40 The Spherical Attack on Humanity

15:04 Anticipating Future Challenges

17:05 Health Insights and Nutritional Advice

19:05 The Role of Music and Art in Society

21:28 The Influence of Hatred in Society

26:38 The Power of Positivity and Connection

30:30 Cultural Commentary and Social Responsibility

34:01 The Importance of Unity Over Division

36:49 Recognizing Greatness Within Us

38:16 Environmental Concerns and Responsibility

41:58 Awakening to True History and Sovereignty

Sound Bites

• "You were designed to be great... Your fantastic, amazing, unique existence in the whole universe and history is not an accidental event."
• "Only the unloved hate... And you are special, unique, amazing."
• "We are sovereign. We should be aware that we are not designed to be cog-wheels in a machine, no matter what."
• "You are not alone... It's your life, your responsibility. You can do it."
• "Never hate, be great... More people are good than bad people are on earth. However, it's always the evil who is the loudest."
• "This spherical attack on all of us will be only survivable if we decide to have a determination that we are great."

Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

Supporting Purple Rabbits.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.