The Neoborn Caveman Show | humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music

Neoborn Caveman delivers a marble-mouthed pro-humanity hour, opening on the AI datacenters built to predict and contain rather than serve and the lockdowns that were never overreach but something more sinister, taking the title question to Cardiff professor Ronald Eccles and the nasal cycle that rests one nostril while the other filters and warms the air no mouth can, moving into the dementia the WHO now announces as inevitable while the Lancet Commission leaves nearly half of all cases preventable by anyone who can afford it, weighing the eighty-two-year-old run over on a Publix crosswalk and still reported “allegedly killed” in the most surveilled country on Earth against the algorithmic governance such events are built to sell, and closing on Spain’s opened borders, the five-drug prescriptions that shorten the lives they manage for the equity firm that owns the pharmacy, and the one sovereignty no system can predict, surveil, or medicate away: the person who still matters to someone.

Music guests: DAV-EL, Big Sexy, Van Hechter, Carlyle, Inoxidables

00:00:00 Segment 1

00:08:02 DAV-EL – Lost In Your Love

00:11:30 Segment 2

00:20:30 Big Sexy – This City Knows My Face

00:24:20 Segment 3

00:42:59 Van Hechter – Boy Problems

00:47:21 Segment 4

00:56:31 Carlyle – Without the Weed

01:00:00 Segment 5

01:08:27 Inoxidables – Sirena

Key Takeaways

• The AI datacenters multiplying across the country were never built to hand you a chatbot; they were built to predict you and keep you home when you are judged unfit for the street.
• The lockdowns were not overreach, and calling them overreach is how the more sinister thing keeps its name clean.
• The nose runs a nasal cycle nobody taught you, one nostril working while the other rests, warming and filtering the air your mouth never could.
• The clogged nostril in a cold is doing its job, heating the passage to drive the virus out, so the body is smarter than the medicine sold against it.
• Walking will not save you from dementia, and the WHO does not predict the coming epidemic so much as announce it.
• Nearly half of dementia cases are theoretically preventable, but the prevention costs money, so health becomes another thing only the rich can afford.
• When the antique libraries are chopped up and scanned and the past is erased, a person with no roots has no agency; know your past or float.
• America, not China, is the open air prison, and a grandmother run down in broad daylight on a surveilled crosswalk is not an accident the system wants solved.
• Manufactured events train the masses to beg for algorithmic governance, and freedom, liberty and sovereignty are inherently against any algorithmic system, fascism and communism included.
• A country without enforced borders is not a country, and the pharmaceutical industry serves the equity firm that owns it, not the elderly it medicates to death.

Sound Bites

• “America is only designed to satisfy the hunger, wormholes, black holes of the warhawks”
• “You have a communist nostril! Free! There is nothing free in America! You have to pay for that!”
• “those small particles, tiny, tiny, tiny shit pieces, are already in your nose, not your own shit pieces, but somebody other’s shit pieces.”
• “I think this is the reason why politicians are so dumb, because they don’t walk. They always use cars.”
• “If you don’t breath, you won’t be demented. You won’t be alive for so long.”
• “how can you be allegedly killed? I mean, you are dead or not.”
• “America is the open air prison.”
• “I know reading is bad, I know, because if reading was good more people would do that.”
• “older individuals have 100% death rate. By the way, this equals with the 100% death rate in younger individuals.”

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Keywords: nose, nasal cycle, Ronald Eccles, AI datacenters, surveillance, dementia, Malthusians, WHO, FINGER study, Alzheimer’s, sovereignty, open air prison, algorithmic governance, polypharmacy, pharmaceutical industry

Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

Supporting Purple Rabbits.

Viva los Conejos Morados.

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Neoborn Caveman sits alone with one sustained monologue on truth itself, names the mass manipulation mechanism he calls the BITE and why truth refuses it entirely, turns the mirror on the cooperation of ordinary people with the lie, traces the lost handholds of inner ordering from the Greeks through the spiritual webshop of modern consumer faith, walks through the Enlightenment's quiet substitution of measurement for cultivation and every ideological costume change since as the same error under a different name, holds Keynes's 1930 prediction of a temporary moral inversion against the plain arithmetic that we are now at the hundred-year mark, and closes where the mirror has always closed: Truth is. What are you doing?

Key Takeaways

• The BITE is the manipulator's technique; truth refuses it, and that refusal is exactly why people keep their distance.
• We are cooperating with the lie, actively, using the same creative energy that could have built real lives.
• Once the old systems of inner ordering were discredited, the need did not disappear; a consumer webshop of spiritual ingredients took their place.
• Temperance, as the ancients understood it, was arrangement of the instincts, not their denial.
• Whoever cannot order himself has little chance of recognizing or helping to realize order anywhere else.
• The Enlightenment traded cultivation for measurement and declared the interior life of the species irrelevant; every ideology since has repeated the same error under a new name.
• Keynes said the moral inversion would last a hundred years. The mark has been reached. The inversion never reversed.
• A civilization organized around infinite external accumulation by people who abandoned interior ordering is at war with the physical conditions of its own existence.
• Human dignity does not depend on output, consumption, or compliance.
• Making death invisible removed one of the most powerful tools of concentration and ordering the species ever had.

Sound Bites

• "It bites. It finds the emotion already present, the anxiety or the resentment or the loneliness already sitting in the chest."
• "Look, the world's problem is cooperation. We are cooperating with the lie."
• "The confusion of someone who has all the spiritual ingredients and no recipe, no awareness that the recipe was ever the point."
• "We call it Enlightenment. Was it though?"
• "Whoever cannot realize order in himself has little hope of recognizing order in the world and helping to realize it."
• "This is ancient, it's a tradition, and it used to produce an understanding."
• "And now we are at the hundred-year mark, yet the inversion never reversed."
• "For Heaven's sake, three Earths would not be enough."
• "The people running fastest toward the satisfaction are the ones furthest from it, and they know it, and the knowing is the thing they are running from."
• "The only labor that has ever produced a human being who could be trusted in a room with power."
• "Truth is. What are you doing?"

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Keywords: truth, BITE, mass manipulation, temperance, inner ordering, Enlightenment, Keynes, consumer spirituality, spiritual webshop, human dignity, death awareness, I AM, Jacobinism, technofeudalism, cooperation with the lie

Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

Supporting Purple Rabbits.

Viva los Conejos Morados.

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Neoborn Caveman raises his cup to America's 250th birthday and takes aim at everyone who failed to show up for it, starting with the brain that edits your own vision before you ever get to see the world, moving through Jefferson's two-hundred-year-old warning that unaccountable judges become despots, the New York mayor's wife who traded the anniversary for a wellness retreat in Spain, a round of Dr. Berg's blood sugar remedies tested live with the tea ritual, the war-broken supply chains and fake fertilizers quietly raising the price of everything on your table, and the Tennessee conductor fired for calling America the greatest country on its own birthday, landing on the show's oldest claim: if you are not allowed to speak, you are not free.

Music guests: The Revolt, Reverend Genes, pMad, Shelby Lentz, The Greeting

Key Takeaways

• Your own brain edits reality before you ever see it; selective perception keeps you alive and keeps you blind at the same time.
• America has drifted from the Constitutional Republic the Founders designed, and the drift was gradual by design.
• Jefferson warned two centuries ago that judges secured in office for life become a despotic oligarchy.
• Without America, neither Nazism nor Communism could have been defeated; techno-feudalism is both of them on steroids with corporatism.
• Elected officials and their families owe presence to the people who pay them; representation is a job, not a lifestyle.
• Better sleep and balanced blood sugar can start with simple drinks, though some of them taste like punishment.
• Food prices climb because of war, energy chokeholds, and artificial fertilizer dependence, not just corporate greed.
• Humanity fed itself with natural agriculture for hundreds of thousands of years before natural gas became a farming input.
• War kills even those far from the front: economically, mentally, and environmentally.
• If praising your own country on its 250th birthday gets you fired, you are living in occupied territory.

Sound Bites

• "Your brain, your own brain is manipulating your vision. Hopefully for the better."
• "Gradualism is a real thing. It's a very evil thing."
• "You are a politician and you are a wife of a politician for a reason. Money and power."
• "You have an obligation to be there for the people, because you are representing them."
• "The golden milk has nothing to do with golden shower."
• "Ready, steady, swallow!"
• "We can burp and fart after that just to annoy Shite Gates and the rest of their gang."
• "So do you want to know what is killing us? That. War. Even if you are not there."
• "Nobody needs an invader, right?"
• "If you can't speak, you are not allowed to speak, that means you are a slave."

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Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

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Viva los Conejos Morados.

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Neoborn Caveman returns with reflections from The Book of Joy on wise selfishness, gratitude, and the damage caused by constant stress and self-centered pain, then critiques regulations strangling independent journalism and enabling techno-feudalism while covering a contamination scandal linked to Ukrainian instant pasta products, examines German accusations that Ukrainian state authorities ordered the Nord Stream sabotage, takes aim at Spain’s mass regularization of over a million migrants as a political tool to expand voting bases while corporations worsen housing shortages, and delivers a lengthy defense of America on its 250th anniversary by exposing how National Security Presidential Memorandum 7 (NSPM-7) turns economic grievances and criticism of the system into domestic terrorism indicators.

Music guests: Van Hechter, Inoxidables, pMad

Key Takeaways

• Wise selfishness means caring for yourself while also caring for others; foolish selfishness only exploits.
• Constant stress and inability to feel basic joy physically alters the brain over time.
• Regulations are enabling techno-feudalism and strangling independent journalism.
• A contamination scandal linked to Ukrainian instant pasta products has caused illness across multiple European countries.
• Ukrainian state authorities have been accused by German prosecutors of ordering the Nord Stream pipeline sabotage.
• Spain’s mass migrant regularization program is being used to expand the government’s political base.
• Corporate ownership of housing is worsening shortages for citizens.
• NSPM-7 expands surveillance by treating economic frustration and system criticism as terrorism indicators.
• The surveillance machinery increasingly protects institutions and the wealthy rather than ordinary citizens.
• America is worth defending, but it has been captured by a corporate-communist leviathan.

Sound Bites

• "We have to take care of ourselves without selfishly taking care of ourselves."
• "Always maintain only a joyful mind."
• "The danger is the awareness."
• "Welcome to COMMUNISM!"
• "The agency that was built to be your shield just walked away and walked across the room."
• "This machine, this leviathan, protects the people who own it."
• "If you have complained about the price of groceries... the Department of Homeland Security has a phrase for you."
• "It is not an American thing, it is a communist corporate thing."
• "Citizens should come first."

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Keywords: Book of Joy, wise selfishness, NSPM-7 surveillance, Nord Stream sabotage, Ukraine pasta contamination, Spain migrant regularization, techno-feudalism, fusion centers, corporate surveillance, pro-humanity, America 250th anniversary, surveillance state, Nord Stream case, Spain migration politics, Ukraine food scandal, and protecting real America

Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

Supporting Purple Rabbits.

Viva los Conejos Morados.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Neoborn Caveman returns with reflections from The Book of Joy on joy requiring vulnerability and the gap between empty optimism and honest hope, then takes direct aim at the weakness of regimes that attack women or children, citing Iran’s sentencing of singer Parastu Ahmadi to 74 lashes. He calls out the stupidity of blanket generalizations, including a Florida tattoo shop refusing all military and veterans while branding them war criminals, highlights George Michael’s secret giving of millions without fanfare as real activism, and contrasts constant digital and industrial noise eroding our ability to heal with the need for real connection and actually focusing on joy — while noting, with typical NC bite, that his show is at least cheaper than the government if you’re only getting nothing anyway.

Music guests: pMad, Inoxidables, Van Hechter

Key Takeaways

• Joy is the only core positive emotion and requires vulnerability.
• Oppressors who attack women or children reveal their own weakness.
• Blanket generalizations against entire groups like the military are stupid and performative.
• True good is done quietly without seeking attention or credit.
• Constant digital and industrial noise damages our capacity to heal ourselves.
• Real in-person connection and silence beat social media and noise.
• Suffering can lead to growth and deeper joy.
• We deserve joy and are not selfish for claiming it.

Sound Bites

• "For joy, by the way, we have to be vulnerable. Being vulnerable in this world is suicide."
• "They attack women or children. ... all oppressors are weak who attack women, children or any innocent."
• "If you are saying that women can't have freedom, then you don't belong to humanity."
• "Go to a hall and ask some help to pull your head out of your ass."
• "He secretly gave away millions and millions and millions throughout his career and even after his death."
• "This is the good activism. ... you act and you shut the front door."
• "The noise is killing us. Literally it's murdering our brain and it destroys our capacity to heal our own cells."
• "Even the bad things can lead to good things. Suffering can lead to good things."
• "You are amazing. You are special, you are one of a kind, you are unique, and you deserve to be happy, joyful."

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Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host. Free speech marinated in comedy. Supporting Purple Rabbits. Viva los Conejos Morados.

Keywords: Book of Joy, vulnerability hope, Iran lashes Parastu Ahmadi, oppressors weakness, Florida tattoo shop war criminals, George Michael secret charity, digital noise healing damage, real connection silence nature, pro-humanity

Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

Supporting Purple Rabbits.

Viva los Conejos Morados.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.