The Neoborn Caveman Show | humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music

Neoborn Caveman opens The Message, first of the series, more serious than his usual. He starts on the scare sold as something about to arrive, and on the older fact that the order never left — same players, rebranded, not the politicians out front. From there NC looks at a world that will not pass for Heaven and has no almost-Heaven in between, and at joy, family, and nature as evidence the place was meant to be whole. After that Neoborn turns to history put under and to the inaction that leaves people with no roots, which is the condition the ruthless need. He closes on responsibility already in our hands and unused, and finally on the only person who can change the life they are in: choose love, and love is an action.

Key Takeaways

• The new world order is the old world order. Nothing new is arriving.
• Ruthless can rule the rootless.
• What still works here is treated as proof Heaven was meant to be the place itself.
• Nobody else is responsible for you. Choose love, and love is an action.

Sound Bites

• “There is no new world order, not NWO, nothing is coming.”
• “It’s been here all along, rebranded, refined, repurposed.”
• “There is no ‘almost heaven.’”
• “Ruthless can rule the rootless.”
• “We have all the cookbooks.”
• “Question is, are you still the same?”
• “Choose love, and love is an action.”

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Keywords: The New Old World Order, The Message 01, The Message, Neoborn Caveman, old world order, rootless, Heaven, responsibility, love is an action

Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

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Neoborn Caveman is back with the untamed, unedited live radio show — marble-mouthed, vivid, nothing planned. He starts on America founded as a republic by the people for the people, and on how little of the official story still stands. From there NC looks at a UK car park where cash is banned, only the app still counts, and the fine is what you get for showing up with money and a working phone — sovereignty taken one payment at a time. After that Neoborn turns to Chinese cabbage dipped in formaldehyde and sold in Australia, but fear not, he offers a solution anyone can do to stay healthier. Later he takes the Havasupai trail in Arizona, a mother slashed after asking for directions. NC then investigates Network for Hope in Kentucky, the organ outfit HHS began decertifying under RFK Jr. after procurement started while patients still showed signs of life. He closes on the 1980s Pizza Hut revival and the real reasons people are driving back to those rooms, and finally on schools that spent three trillion and left three in ten proficient, and on heaven starting from within.

Music guests: Big Sexy, Carlyle, Inoxidables, Van Hechter

00:00:00 On This Day Today - (no freedom yet)

00:06:06 Big Sexy: Hiding in Romeo

00:09:46 Fined for Not Having the App

00:18:28 Carlyle: Without the Weed

00:21:51 Formaldehyde Cabbage and Eating Where You Live

00:30:14 Inoxidables: Sirena

00:33:59 Wash Your Fruit and Veggies: Pesticides, Glyphosate, and Bayer

00:44:00 Neoborn Caveman: Counterfeit Love

00:46:28 A Hike, a Knife, Tolerating Crime

00:56:08 Van Hechter: Boy Problems

01:00:20 Organ Harvesting Comes Home: Network for Hope

01:06:57 Big Sexy: This City Knows My Name

01:10:17 Retro Pizza Hut, Hollowed-Out Schools, and Heaven Within

01:23:05 Neoborn Caveman: Final Show

Key Takeaways

• America was founded as a republic by the people for the people. The rest of that sentence is the part he tells you to add yourself.
• Cash banned at the gate is not a parking story. It is sovereignty taken one payment at a time.
• Wash produce. Tap water takes some of the spray off. Baking soda or vinegar takes more. Do not soak strawberries.
• Glyphosate showed up in most of the urine samples he cited. IARC called it carcinogenic. Bayer, which once sold heroin as cough syrup, still defends the spray.
• A mother was slashed in the neck on the Havasupai trail after asking a stranger for directions. Tolerating that is accepting the next one.
• Network for Hope began procurement while patients still showed signs of life. HHS started decertification under RFK Jr.
• Retro Pizza Hut rooms are filling again.

Sound Bites

• “Shouldn’t we have, I don’t know, an American Republic instead of the American Empire?”
• “We absolutely know nothing about anything. Or we know nothing about everything. Or we know everything about nothing.”
• “How can we be satirical when we live already in hell?”
• “Smartphones are tracking devices, so only dumb people use smartphones.” “Hey, I am dumb, are you?”
• “For a glass of water you have to have an app. To wipe your buttocks you have to have an app.”
• “So kids, what a book is? It’s a phone you could open, okay?”
• “We should have a constitutional right for cash.”
• “You won’t live longer if you embalm your body from within.”
• “The same company that invented the synthetic cocaine called, ready, steady go, heroin.”
• “Tolerating crime is idiocy.”
• “Not overrun by… we can’t say this in the show.”
• “GET THE FORK OUT OF OUR LIVES!”
• “Sex is better if you do at home, not at Pizza Hut.”
• “We are humans for heaven’s sake. Not for hell, but heaven.”
• “Heaven starts from within.”
• “The new old world order can’t take away unless you give it up, voluntarily.”

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Keywords: Overrun by Life, republic, cash, parking app, digital control grid, formaldehyde cabbage, wash produce, glyphosate, Bayer, Havasupai, Network for Hope, organ harvesting, RFK Jr., Pizza Hut, Rockefeller education, heaven starts from within

Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

Supporting Purple Rabbits.

Viva los Conejos Morados.

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Neoborn Caveman lets loose a marble-mouthed satirical ramble on who gets to rule whom. He starts on Operation Banner, the British army on the streets of Northern Ireland from 1969, and on a government that treats Magna Carta as expired. From there NC looks at Defense Secretary William Cohen’s 1997 admission that the United States has the means to steer weather, earthquakes and volcanoes, at Hurricane Sandy’s 2012 left turn into New Jersey, and at Kings Mountain, North Carolina — lithium in the ground, a Pentagon supply deal, then the floods. After that Neoborn turns to ENMOD, Project Popeye over the Ho Chi Minh Trail in 1967, HAARP, and the 1977 UN ban on hostile environmental modification that the United States and the Soviet Union both signed. Later he takes the flattering story every nation tells about the day it began to school its children. NC then investigates Horace Mann’s Prussian model, Massachusetts compulsory school in 1852, and Rockefeller’s General Education Board from 1902. He closes on the manufacture of obedience, and finally on the question he will not let go of: why don’t we want to be free?

Music guests: Big Sexy, DAV-EL, Carlyle, Reverend Genes

00:00:00 On This Day Today - Operation Banner

00:20:48 Big Sexy: This City Knows My Face

00:24:36 William Cohen, Hurricane Sandy, and the Kings Mountain Floods

00:28:54 DAV-EL: Lost In Your Love

00:32:26 ENMOD, HAARP, and the UN Ban on Environmental Warfare

00:48:43 Carlyle: Without the Weed

00:52:33 The Manufacture of Obedience

01:07:44 Reverend Genes: Everyday People

Key Takeaways

• Operation Banner put British soldiers on the streets of Northern Ireland. Military at home is not police work.
• In 1997 Defense Secretary William Cohen said the United States already had the technology to control weather, including earthquakes and volcanoes.
• Kings Mountain, North Carolina sits on one of the largest identified lithium deposits in the country. The same ground took the floods.
• In 1977 the UN banned hostile environmental modification. The United States and the Soviet Union signed it.
• There was a time no American law required a child to go to school, and the country that skipped the requirement read better than most of the empires that enforced it.
• Horace Mann brought the Prussian model home. Massachusetts made attendance compulsory in 1852. By 1918 every state had followed.
• Rockefeller’s General Education Board, founded 1902, funded a school meant to fit each student into a slot already cut for him.
• The child who reads to satisfy his own conscience answers inside himself. The child who memorizes for an examiner answers outside himself.

Sound Bites

“Am I a hack? Hopefully not. Well, I am more real and authentic than your government.”

“Military, domestically, is not the solution. Ever.”

“He who controls the weather will control the world.”

“The evidence can be proved only by the same people who cause the problem.”

“I have nothing to hide so I am not going to show you.”

“Idiot in Greek means not taking part meaningfully in political and other decision making.”

“It’s my water, it’s your water, dear listeners.”

“Truth starts when you are ridiculed.”

“The modern school was built to order a mind rather than open one.”

“It’s not benevolent, it’s man-evolent what is happening to us.”

“Why don’t we want to be free?”

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Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

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Viva los Conejos Morados.

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Neoborn Caveman delivers a marble-mouthed pro-humanity hour, opening on the AI datacenters built to predict and contain rather than serve and the lockdowns that were never overreach but something more sinister, taking the title question to Cardiff professor Ronald Eccles and the nasal cycle that rests one nostril while the other filters and warms the air no mouth can, moving into the dementia the WHO now announces as inevitable while the Lancet Commission leaves nearly half of all cases preventable by anyone who can afford it, weighing the eighty-two-year-old run over on a Publix crosswalk and still reported “allegedly killed” in the most surveilled country on Earth against the algorithmic governance such events are built to sell, and closing on Spain’s opened borders, the five-drug prescriptions that shorten the lives they manage for the equity firm that owns the pharmacy, and the one sovereignty no system can predict, surveil, or medicate away: the person who still matters to someone.

Music guests: DAV-EL, Big Sexy, Van Hechter, Carlyle, Inoxidables

00:00:00 Segment 1

00:08:02 DAV-EL – Lost In Your Love

00:11:30 Segment 2

00:20:30 Big Sexy – This City Knows My Face

00:24:20 Segment 3

00:42:59 Van Hechter – Boy Problems

00:47:21 Segment 4

00:56:31 Carlyle – Without the Weed

01:00:00 Segment 5

01:08:27 Inoxidables – Sirena

Key Takeaways

• The AI datacenters multiplying across the country were never built to hand you a chatbot; they were built to predict you and keep you home when you are judged unfit for the street.
• The lockdowns were not overreach, and calling them overreach is how the more sinister thing keeps its name clean.
• The nose runs a nasal cycle nobody taught you, one nostril working while the other rests, warming and filtering the air your mouth never could.
• The clogged nostril in a cold is doing its job, heating the passage to drive the virus out, so the body is smarter than the medicine sold against it.
• Walking will not save you from dementia, and the WHO does not predict the coming epidemic so much as announce it.
• Nearly half of dementia cases are theoretically preventable, but the prevention costs money, so health becomes another thing only the rich can afford.
• When the antique libraries are chopped up and scanned and the past is erased, a person with no roots has no agency; know your past or float.
• America, not China, is the open air prison, and a grandmother run down in broad daylight on a surveilled crosswalk is not an accident the system wants solved.
• Manufactured events train the masses to beg for algorithmic governance, and freedom, liberty and sovereignty are inherently against any algorithmic system, fascism and communism included.
• A country without enforced borders is not a country, and the pharmaceutical industry serves the equity firm that owns it, not the elderly it medicates to death.

Sound Bites

• “America is only designed to satisfy the hunger, wormholes, black holes of the warhawks”
• “You have a communist nostril! Free! There is nothing free in America! You have to pay for that!”
• “those small particles, tiny, tiny, tiny shit pieces, are already in your nose, not your own shit pieces, but somebody other’s shit pieces.”
• “I think this is the reason why politicians are so dumb, because they don’t walk. They always use cars.”
• “If you don’t breath, you won’t be demented. You won’t be alive for so long.”
• “how can you be allegedly killed? I mean, you are dead or not.”
• “America is the open air prison.”
• “I know reading is bad, I know, because if reading was good more people would do that.”
• “older individuals have 100% death rate. By the way, this equals with the 100% death rate in younger individuals.”

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Keywords: nose, nasal cycle, Ronald Eccles, AI datacenters, surveillance, dementia, Malthusians, WHO, FINGER study, Alzheimer’s, sovereignty, open air prison, algorithmic governance, polypharmacy, pharmaceutical industry

Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

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Viva los Conejos Morados.

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Neoborn Caveman sits alone with one sustained monologue on truth itself, names the mass manipulation mechanism he calls the BITE and why truth refuses it entirely, turns the mirror on the cooperation of ordinary people with the lie, traces the lost handholds of inner ordering from the Greeks through the spiritual webshop of modern consumer faith, walks through the Enlightenment's quiet substitution of measurement for cultivation and every ideological costume change since as the same error under a different name, holds Keynes's 1930 prediction of a temporary moral inversion against the plain arithmetic that we are now at the hundred-year mark, and closes where the mirror has always closed: Truth is. What are you doing?

Key Takeaways

• The BITE is the manipulator's technique; truth refuses it, and that refusal is exactly why people keep their distance.
• We are cooperating with the lie, actively, using the same creative energy that could have built real lives.
• Once the old systems of inner ordering were discredited, the need did not disappear; a consumer webshop of spiritual ingredients took their place.
• Temperance, as the ancients understood it, was arrangement of the instincts, not their denial.
• Whoever cannot order himself has little chance of recognizing or helping to realize order anywhere else.
• The Enlightenment traded cultivation for measurement and declared the interior life of the species irrelevant; every ideology since has repeated the same error under a new name.
• Keynes said the moral inversion would last a hundred years. The mark has been reached. The inversion never reversed.
• A civilization organized around infinite external accumulation by people who abandoned interior ordering is at war with the physical conditions of its own existence.
• Human dignity does not depend on output, consumption, or compliance.
• Making death invisible removed one of the most powerful tools of concentration and ordering the species ever had.

Sound Bites

• "It bites. It finds the emotion already present, the anxiety or the resentment or the loneliness already sitting in the chest."
• "Look, the world's problem is cooperation. We are cooperating with the lie."
• "The confusion of someone who has all the spiritual ingredients and no recipe, no awareness that the recipe was ever the point."
• "We call it Enlightenment. Was it though?"
• "Whoever cannot realize order in himself has little hope of recognizing order in the world and helping to realize it."
• "This is ancient, it's a tradition, and it used to produce an understanding."
• "And now we are at the hundred-year mark, yet the inversion never reversed."
• "For Heaven's sake, three Earths would not be enough."
• "The people running fastest toward the satisfaction are the ones furthest from it, and they know it, and the knowing is the thing they are running from."
• "The only labor that has ever produced a human being who could be trusted in a room with power."
• "Truth is. What are you doing?"

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Keywords: truth, BITE, mass manipulation, temperance, inner ordering, Enlightenment, Keynes, consumer spirituality, spiritual webshop, human dignity, death awareness, I AM, Jacobinism, technofeudalism, cooperation with the lie

Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

Supporting Purple Rabbits.

Viva los Conejos Morados.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.