Ricki-Lee, Tim and Joel

Get ready for a masterclass in bed rotting as Ricki-Lee schools us on this epic new way to be a sloth. We’ve got listeners spilling the beans on their top-notch bed rotting strategies—who knew lounging could be an art form?

Ever wanted to ruin someone’s holiday just for kicks? Well, one crane worker did exactly that by casting a giant crane shadow over a sunbaker’s beach bliss. If you’re looking for tips on how to be a petty legend, this story’s for you!

Ever wonder why you should sit down to pee rather than stand? Apparently, research says your bum’s best mate is your throne, not your feet. We break down why being a proud sitter might just be the way to go!

And don’t miss our chat with Joe Hildebrand—media maven, journalist, and all-around cheeky bloke. He’s joining us for a round of Quick Draw, and guess what? Tim’s stepping up to the plate for a rare appearance in the game.

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We’ve all seen debates about the best bathroom habits, but science might finally have the last word! A video has surfaced explaining why men shouldn’t pee standing up. It’s not just about convenience — we’re talking thousands of urine droplets rebounding and flying onto your toothbrush, towel, and, well, everything! Turns out, aiming for the back of the toilet might make things a lot messier than you think. Are you ready to sit down for this one? You’ll want to hear the full splashy details!

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Today’s Quick Draw guest is one of Australia’s favourite journalists and TV personalities! He’s known for his sharp wit, bold opinions, and his not-so-secret love for a shocking fast food diet. You’ve seen him on your screens and heard him on your radios, but can he handle the heat of Quick Draw? In a rare twist, Tim steps up to the plate and goes head-to-head with Joe Hildebrand in an epic showdown! Will Tim's rare appearance on the Quick Draw stage pay off, or will Joe's quick wit leave him in the dust? Tune in to find out who takes the crown!

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Get ready for a Dirty Bit that'll make you never look at a work bathroom the same way again! Ricki reads out a wild confession from Reddit where one poor bloke learned the hard way what a week of codeine can do to your bowels. Picture this: a seven-day constipation showdown that ends with an oak tree-sized, bloody disaster in the office toilet. And just when he thought he escaped unnoticed, he gets a call... he left his wallet behind! Let's just say, everyone at work knew about the massive beast still lurking in the bowl. Buckle up, because this one's a gut-buster... literally!

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Here’s what went down on today’s show! Delta Airlines released some strict new uniform rules, and we couldn't help but get into the details. Plus, there are rumours swirling that Shaq has a new girlfriend—and she’s tiny! Over in the Glossys, we dive into reports that Jay-Z has the final say on who headlines the Super Bowl halftime show.

Prime Minister Albo joined us live, giving Sabrina Carpenter’s new song a solid rating, and we got into Dolly Parton’s reaction to Cowboy Carter missing out on a CMA. To top it all off, Jess Rowe stopped by to play the Insta Fame Game!

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